Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
\nI was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
\nthis widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
\nmy father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.<\/p>\n
This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
\nnow my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife.
\nto complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
\nI soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.<\/p>\n
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
\nand so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
\nfor if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
\nof the widow’s grown-up daughter, who, of course,
\nwas my stepmother.<\/p>\n
Father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
\nand he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
\nmy wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue,
\nbecause, although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too.<\/p>\n
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild,
\nand every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
\ncause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
\nas husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!<\/p>\n
Oh, I’m my own grandpa.
\nI’m my own grandpa.
\nit sounds funny I know but it really is so,
\noh, I’m my own grandpa<\/p>\n
I’m my own grandpa
\nI’m my own grandpa…
\nit sounds funny I know
\nbut it really is so
\noh, I’m my own grandpa……<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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